The Lion Sing

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Work smarter not harder.

Maine Coon papa’s

[B]runch

Powdered garbage

You don’t want this, girl.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Thank you, please come again!

Bitcoin finally explained

Perfect camouflage

Snail teeth

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

When your mom calls you pretty.

He’s not wrong