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the midas touch

ME GHOSTA.
ME GHOSTA.
Kung Fu bear.
Kung Fu bear.
Someone called you fat?
Someone called you fat?
Just dancing chimps.
Just dancing chimps.
Do want.
Do want.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Thanks for pretending not to see me…
Thanks for pretending not to see me…
Seriously?!
Seriously?!
Thumbs. I want thumbs for my birthday…
Thumbs. I want thumbs for my birthday…
98 problems to go.
98 problems to go.
Setting an alarm clock.
Setting an alarm clock.
Stabby the Narwhal.
Stabby the Narwhal.
I can’t erase you.
I can’t erase you.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
History of earth via Facebook.
History of earth via Facebook.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.