Feeling Lucky?

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

Dog looks pissed…
Dog looks pissed…
Freaking dad…
Freaking dad…
Women: what happened?
Women: what happened?
Don’t screw up your second chance.
Don’t screw up your second chance.
Mmmmmerica!
Mmmmmerica!
How I spend time in the shower.
How I spend time in the shower.
If a vampire bites a zombie…
If a vampire bites a zombie…
Girls…
Girls…
Doing some home renovations…
Doing some home renovations…
Harrison Ford is a lucky jerk.
Harrison Ford is a lucky jerk.
Why I’m going to be homeless.
Why I’m going to be homeless.
7, 8, 9…
7, 8, 9…
When you see it…
When you see it…
Some people are like slinkies…
Some people are like slinkies…
Words.
Words.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Join the conversation
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.