the moon wins

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

write the next line of this story

you will pay for your betrayal

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

how not to tell someone their std test results

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

just one?