the ol’ landlord special

toaster strudel frog

maybe gelato instead

what kind of sub is your girl?

mephisto signing off off of zoom

avoiding people in public is exhausting

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

live laugh lobotomy

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

he had too many balls in the air

not all heroes wear capes

the “cool” police

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

fantasy vs reality

emotional support alligator