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the perfect break up text response

The one whom writes…
The one whom writes…
Written in stone.
Written in stone.
Nice one, Jeffry.
Nice one, Jeffry.
That officer was a real cock…
That officer was a real cock…
Let him *CRONCH*
Let him *CRONCH*
Phone is life.
Phone is life.
The straw collector strikes again.
The straw collector strikes again.
*bites apple*
*bites apple*
The one that got away…
The one that got away…
Sincerely, Vlad…
Sincerely, Vlad…
You keep using that word…
You keep using that word…
Beware the fingies.
Beware the fingies.
I’m in stage potato, personally.
I’m in stage potato, personally.
More like Jerry Garcia…
More like Jerry Garcia…
Whoms body?
Whoms body?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Join the conversation
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive