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i’m just gonna stay in bed all day Friday
i’m just gonna stay in bed all day Friday
when a problem comes along, you must whippet
when a problem comes along, you must whippet
that’s gonna be a big mess to clean up
that’s gonna be a big mess to clean up
yes and yes
yes and yes
im a total potat-hoe
im a total potat-hoe
when art becomes real life…
when art becomes real life…
lol, what?
lol, what?
it was a clean get away. lol
it was a clean get away. lol
this still gives me nightmares
this still gives me nightmares
undeniable logic
undeniable logic
there’s no way they didn’t get married
there’s no way they didn’t get married
I told myself i wasn’t gonna cry today
I told myself i wasn’t gonna cry today
that’s not your neighbor…
that’s not your neighbor…
get it, nate!
get it, nate!
*emails office manager*
*emails office manager*
eat+all+the+bread%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt+make+them+feel+left+out
eat all the bread, don’t make them feel left out
that%26%238217%3Bs+really+how+it+is+sometimes
that’s really how it is sometimes
all+about+those+savings
all about those savings
caricature+artists+have+to+balance+so+much
caricature artists have to balance so much
Join the conversation
and+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+got+me
and that’s how they got me
%2Ahiccup%2A+aw+man+that+was+good+%2Ahiccup%2A
*hiccup* aw man that was good *hiccup*
she+was+a+sk8r+gurl
she was a sk8r gurl
well%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%26%238230%3B
well, it’s not wrong…
now+i%26%238217%3Bm+curious+about+this+story%26%238230%3B
now i’m curious about this story…
can%26%238217%3Bt+we+all+get+along
can’t we all get along
how+the+world+seems+to+see+5%26%238217%3B11
how the world seems to see 5’11
misery+loves+company
misery loves company