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the perils of becoming an adult

Takebacks enabled.
Takebacks enabled.
Cone them all.
Cone them all.
Do as I say, and what not.
Do as I say, and what not.
Truth in reporting, please.
Truth in reporting, please.
There’s always next year…
There’s always next year…
It fits.
It fits.
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
FOOL proof alarm clock
FOOL proof alarm clock
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
Best friends by order of dog law.
Best friends by order of dog law.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.