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the phases of cat ownership

Can haz 🍔
Can haz 🍔
I could eat breakfast here…
I could eat breakfast here…
About covers it
About covers it
(dogs can’t read)
(dogs can’t read)
The Mars footage is a lie!
The Mars footage is a lie!
WE DANCE!
WE DANCE!
Medieval women were full of filthy trixsies.
Medieval women were full of filthy trixsies.
Syndrome K
Syndrome K
SpaceX robot dogs patrolling their rocket factory. The future is $DOGE.
SpaceX robot dogs patrolling their rocket factory. The future is $DOGE.
Well played NASA…
Well played NASA…
You’re a wizard at driving, Harry.
You’re a wizard at driving, Harry.
I may not make it out alive, Professor.
I may not make it out alive, Professor.
The last McDonald’s cheeseburger sold in Iceland for some reason.
The last McDonald’s cheeseburger sold in Iceland for some reason.
Feed the people.
Feed the people.
I’m all aghast.
I’m all aghast.
Just+pizza+pranks.
Just pizza pranks.
A+forest+fire+in+Ljusdal%2C+Sweden.+%26%238230%3Band+the+flame+hath+burned+all+the+trees+of+the+field.
A forest fire in Ljusdal, Sweden. …and the flame hath burned all the trees of the field.
Recovering+like+a+champ.
Recovering like a champ.
Get+fished.
Get fished.
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I%26%238217%3Bll+see+myself+out%26%238230%3B
I’ll see myself out…
Think+of+the+children%21
Think of the children!
Some+birds%2C+like+geese%2C+can+descend+by+%26%238216%3Bwhiffling.%26%238217%3B+This+involves+zig-zagging+and+sometimes+turning+completely+upside-down+to+quickly+plummet+towards+the+ground.
Some birds, like geese, can descend by ‘whiffling.’ This involves zig-zagging and sometimes turning completely upside-down to quickly plummet towards the ground.
Red%5Brum%5D
Red[rum]
We+gotta+stash+these+milk+bones%21
We gotta stash these milk bones!
The+city+police+are+pulling+kids+on+bikes+with+helmets+over%21
The city police are pulling kids on bikes with helmets over!
PC+BROKE+RACE
PC BROKE RACE
Brazil+maintains+a+fleet+of+hospital+ships+that+dock+at+riverside+villages+and+treat+locals+for+free
Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat locals for free