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How to be a jerk.
How to be a jerk.
Meet Irena Sendler.
Meet Irena Sendler.
Now it all makes sense.
Now it all makes sense.
Typical semester.
Typical semester.
I’m asking Santa for…
I’m asking Santa for…
The power of words.
The power of words.
Boyfriend of the year.
Boyfriend of the year.
In an alternate universe…
In an alternate universe…
Call the vet…
Call the vet…
Never nude convention.
Never nude convention.
Life is like a box of chocolates…
Life is like a box of chocolates…
Things to do with gummy bears.
Things to do with gummy bears.
Fro(do).
Fro(do).
Some people are cooler than you.
Some people are cooler than you.
Find a partner.
Find a partner.
Dairy+Queen+Canada+using+a+hockey+stick+for+socially+distance+payments.
Dairy Queen Canada using a hockey stick for socially distance payments.
Llamas+of+NY%26%238211%3B+Time+square%2C+circca+1960.
Llamas of NY– Time square, circca 1960.
The+work+of+a+dad+is+never+done.
The work of a dad is never done.
Non-essential+pangwangs+are+the+best.
Non-essential pangwangs are the best.
Join the conversation
Employee+of+the+year.
Employee of the year.
Today+I+learned+the+sniffer+also+doubles+as+a+push+bean.
Today I learned the sniffer also doubles as a push bean.
Well%2C+when+you+put+it+like+that%26%238230%3B
Well, when you put it like that…
I+have+made+a+yuge+mistake.
I have made a yuge mistake.
I+knew+I%26%238217%3Bd+seen+this+somewhere+before%26%238230%3B
I knew I’d seen this somewhere before…
A+symbiotic+relationship.
A symbiotic relationship.
2020+should+have+gone+with+Allstate
2020 should have gone with Allstate
Seinfeld+did+it+first%3F
Seinfeld did it first?