the real reason why it has to happen

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

judi ain’t messing around!

judi ain’t messing around!

they needed love

they needed love

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

this is art

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

gonz… oh no…

gonz… oh no…

beerfest 2: beardfest

beerfest 2: beardfest

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

death by karens

death by karens

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe