the rest just aren’t important

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the law of giants

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

say aloe to my little friend

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

was joining the US military the original squid game?

another delicious hummuscide

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the makers of oreos have no chill