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the reverse hero’s journey

the smoke monster always finds me
the smoke monster always finds me
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
heeded
heeded
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
mine
mine
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
omg so often
omg so often
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
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Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].