Feeling Lucky?

the scientists have provided their checkmate:

Heads will roll.
Heads will roll.
Call the vet…
Call the vet…
I’m asking Santa for…
I’m asking Santa for…
How will you die?
How will you die?
Find a partner.
Find a partner.
A diagram of my bed.
A diagram of my bed.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Now it all makes sense.
Now it all makes sense.
I’m bored. EAT ALL THE FOOD!
I’m bored. EAT ALL THE FOOD!
Dear Lord…
Dear Lord…
How to be a jerk.
How to be a jerk.
Perks.
Perks.
Typical semester.
Typical semester.
Words.
Words.
Fro(do).
Fro(do).
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Join the conversation
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW