the steaks have never been higher

Andre the Giant holding a beer can

Andre the Giant holding a beer can

Both genders should learn to cook

Both genders should learn to cook

Infomercials are weird…

Infomercials are weird…

The problem with having your birthday on April Fools Day

The problem with having your birthday on April Fools Day

Cool your jets Gisney.

Cool your jets Gisney.

doin me a tremble

doin me a tremble

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Still waiting on that spring everyone keeps talking about

Still waiting on that spring everyone keeps talking about

All around the world?

All around the world?

And that’s why I’m afraid of commitment

And that’s why I’m afraid of commitment

Flawless victory

Flawless victory

United Airlines’ Employee of the Month

United Airlines’ Employee of the Month

You’ll also spook the vampires.

You’ll also spook the vampires.

That escalated quickly

That escalated quickly

Growing up with your heros

Growing up with your heros