the taste still lingers

the reverse hero’s journey

so warm and cozy

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

you had a good run

baby faced swamp witch

gonna need to step outside for a second

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive