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the three energies of toddler

Baby changing station!
Baby changing station!
Mocking owls.
Mocking owls.
Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.
Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.
The 6th member
The 6th member
Don’t treat him like a terrorist.
Don’t treat him like a terrorist.
Lost and Found level 439932
Lost and Found level 439932
Don’t let your kids get fat
Don’t let your kids get fat
The safest form of sex.
The safest form of sex.
You ruined my pickup line…
You ruined my pickup line…
P N E I S
P N E I S
I need to tell you something
I need to tell you something
satisfaction in a gif
satisfaction in a gif
Ice trucking
Ice trucking
This blind pup is gaining his confidence
This blind pup is gaining his confidence
We have all felt like this after a long weekend.
We have all felt like this after a long weekend.
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Congratulations…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Join the conversation
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Decisions, decisions…
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But why?!
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Well, that works…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.