the time is now

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

work day lunch break hack

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

never underestimate women

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose