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the time machine by hg wells

RIP In Reese’s Pieces
RIP In Reese’s Pieces
Dinosauroids rule the world
Dinosauroids rule the world
Roomba beer pong is genius.
Roomba beer pong is genius.
Dad logic
Dad logic
Those pesky Millennials…
Those pesky Millennials…
Lords of dance
Lords of dance
Teach them young.
Teach them young.
Name that scam
Name that scam
She must know the truth…
She must know the truth…
It’s been a month, OKAY MINT?
It’s been a month, OKAY MINT?
Don’t come a knockin’
Don’t come a knockin’
Rompers lose their luster…
Rompers lose their luster…
Oh so now we’re wearing sunglasses indoors?
Oh so now we’re wearing sunglasses indoors?
Prepare your markdown!
Prepare your markdown!
I could swim laps here.
I could swim laps here.
Octopie+are+not+pets.
Octopie are not pets.
And+I+rode+through+the+desert+on+a+bear+with+no+arms.
And I rode through the desert on a bear with no arms.
Just+say+no+to+pipe-weed
Just say no to pipe-weed
How+the+mRNA+vaccine+works%2C+basically.
How the mRNA vaccine works, basically.
Join the conversation
%2Ascreams+in+nazi%2A
*screams in nazi*
Gotta+catch+%26%238217%3Bem+all%26%238230%3B%3F
Gotta catch ’em all…?
Well.+Now+I%26%238217%3Bm+sad.
Well. Now I’m sad.
I+would+watch+this+sitcom.
I would watch this sitcom.
The+good+stuff+is+in+the+details.
The good stuff is in the details.
H+O+P
H O P
Talk+about+it.
Talk about it.
That%26%238217%3Bll+do.
That’ll do.