the times i look at my notes and go “wtf”

Lamb chop blebs.

Lamb chop blebs.

Very worried about rotating shafts all of the sudden…

Very worried about rotating shafts all of the sudden…

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Never short.

Outstanding move.

Outstanding move.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

#SLIDESFORPUGS

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

HIPPA strikes again!

HIPPA strikes again!

This is something people have conversations about, even.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

I nominate him as our national superintendent.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.