the true meaning of wasting time

My holiday mantra.

My holiday mantra.

Box of Vodka from Romania

Box of Vodka from Romania

The Disney afternoon lineup, 1990-1997

The Disney afternoon lineup, 1990-1997

Multistory waterfall.

Multistory waterfall.

My parents spanked me as a child.

My parents spanked me as a child.

Seasons greetings!

Seasons greetings!

So sick of this double standard.

So sick of this double standard.

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

Kids these days.

Kids these days.

Cat, you had one job.

Cat, you had one job.

Growing up.

Interesting priorities.

Interesting priorities.

Hell of a party.

Hell of a party.

The color of pee.

The color of pee.

I can take the ouch away!

I can take the ouch away!