the truth is no one knows

that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass

that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass

this is poetry

cats make terrible vampires

cats make terrible vampires

just like trash cans

just like trash cans

was that an earthquake?

was that an earthquake?

only one response

only one response

probably won a few million

probably won a few million

oops, i knew i forgot something

oops, i knew i forgot something

just say the words

just say the words

i can feel this meme

i can feel this meme

he won in a landslide

he won in a landslide

what did you expect me to do? Not make it obvious?

what did you expect me to do? Not make it obvious?

the activation noise

the activation noise

daddy daughter bonding

daddy daughter bonding

didn’t even get 30 days notice

didn’t even get 30 days notice