the turtle sandwich bit back

The cutest, saddest thing.

The cutest, saddest thing.

Gisney teaches life lessons.

Gisney teaches life lessons.

I see a tech support call in your future.

I see a tech support call in your future.

Wonder if he got the slimmest coffin on the market.

Wonder if he got the slimmest coffin on the market.

Experian may have done me a favor, actually…

Experian may have done me a favor, actually…

Honest Downton Captions

Honest Downton Captions

Oh herro.

My home, my native land.

My home, my native land.

Hermit crab in a glass shell

Hermit crab in a glass shell

FaceID challenge accepted.

FaceID challenge accepted.

Let them die in the streets – USA, 1990

Let them die in the streets – USA, 1990

This applies to any point in life.

This applies to any point in life.

I live in a wild neighborhood.

I live in a wild neighborhood.

Now yawn.

Moisturize me!