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I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
So hipster.
So hipster.
May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
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Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Yep…
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
No+shame.
No shame.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)