the ultimate shirt

there’s no way a home made this soup

never letting go

mephisto signing off off of zoom

i live at the zoo now

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

it has stories to tell

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

he had too many balls in the air

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

avoiding people in public is exhausting

live laugh lobotomy

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

ode de febreeze

sea urchins love hats