The church just doesn’t get condoms

i’m too old for this sh–

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

bamboozled!

where are my baby back ribs, kevin?

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

especially on a friday

i slept okay

tooting his own horn

thanks but no thanks

coke classic or bust

pass me some coal