The math checks out.

The math checks out.

your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck

your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck

that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you

that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you

how i wish i would respond to people like this

how i wish i would respond to people like this

i live my life at warp 9

i live my life at warp 9

spaghetti goat

i broke the test

i broke the test

hipster mannequins

hipster mannequins

the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane

the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane

they’ll never find her

they’ll never find her

cat wine meme

living the dream

living the dream

this is why google exists

this is why google exists

they were definitely laughing at me

they were definitely laughing at me

for the coworker you can’t stand

for the coworker you can’t stand

sure. i love a good riddle

sure. i love a good riddle