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The Nintendo Switch commercials really didn’t lie about the picking up girls part.

The Nintendo Switch commercials really didn't lie about the picking up girls part.
you cant convince me its a real place
you cant convince me its a real place
the ferrari of chocolates
the ferrari of chocolates
and sometimes they’re lost for years
and sometimes they’re lost for years
smh no one is safe
smh no one is safe
certified banger
certified banger
work smarter not harder
work smarter not harder
well now i’m in a terrible mood
well now i’m in a terrible mood
non-stop eye contact
non-stop eye contact
knew a guy who thought it ended at the first tape
knew a guy who thought it ended at the first tape
the post-red-button slump is real
the post-red-button slump is real
hold my shell
hold my shell
standing behind them like an unpaid intern
standing behind them like an unpaid intern
on expert mode too
on expert mode too
do a chip flip
do a chip flip
become a real free thinker
become a real free thinker
The+Geriatric+Wing
The Geriatric Wing
Police+protect+KKK+member+as+protesters+close+in+during+a+rally%2C+Austin%2C+Texas%2C+circa+1983.
Police protect KKK member as protesters close in during a rally, Austin, Texas, circa 1983.
Today+I+learned+the+sniffer+also+doubles+as+a+push+bean.
Today I learned the sniffer also doubles as a push bean.
I+have+made+a+yuge+mistake.
I have made a yuge mistake.
Join the conversation
Non-essential+pangwangs+are+the+best.
Non-essential pangwangs are the best.
2020+should+have+gone+with+Allstate
2020 should have gone with Allstate
OK+but+how+are+we+supposed+to+recruit%3F+%26%238211%3B+Your+local+PD%2C+probably.
OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.
The+name%26%238217%3Bs+Ron.
The name’s Ron.
Well%2C+when+you+put+it+like+that%26%238230%3B
Well, when you put it like that…
It+is+a+baby+black+panther%2C+for+your+viewing+pleasure.
It is a baby black panther, for your viewing pleasure.
Johnny+Kim%2C+36%2C+Navy+Seal%2C+Harvard+doctor%2C+and+now+selected+to+become+the+first+Korean+to+go+to+space.+%23blastoff
Johnny Kim, 36, Navy Seal, Harvard doctor, and now selected to become the first Korean to go to space. #blastoff
I+get+no+respect.
I get no respect.