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The perfect crime

The perfect crime
would have been his favorite shop
would have been his favorite shop
words that have never felt more true today
words that have never felt more true today
why???????
why???????
pee to play
pee to play
but look at that smile!
but look at that smile!
eat another cookie
eat another cookie
it’s argon
it’s argon
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
i’d still refuse to open the door
i’d still refuse to open the door
he does what he has to do
he does what he has to do
pointy hat or swipe left
pointy hat or swipe left
summoned a cat again
summoned a cat again
time to eat a bug
time to eat a bug
ready for adorable battle
ready for adorable battle
all the time
all the time
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
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At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED