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The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Woman

Talk about impossible standards… GL ladies!

would have been his favorite shop
would have been his favorite shop
cats then vs now
cats then vs now
ready for adorable battle
ready for adorable battle
but look at that smile!
but look at that smile!
all the time
all the time
he does what he has to do
he does what he has to do
easiest riddle ever
easiest riddle ever
words that have never felt more true today
words that have never felt more true today
why???????
why???????
pee to play
pee to play
pointy hat or swipe left
pointy hat or swipe left
i’d still refuse to open the door
i’d still refuse to open the door
eat another cookie
eat another cookie
time to eat a bug
time to eat a bug
pragmatic context matters
pragmatic context matters
a+useless+card
a useless card
get+it%2C+goofy%21
get it, goofy!
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
she+has+entered+the+endgame
she has entered the endgame
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+doing+this
I’m doing this
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
The+correct+use+of+privilege
The correct use of privilege
i+wonder+what+its+property+taxes+cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
stepping+out+of+your+dietary+comfort+zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late