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The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables
Left my baby husky alone for a minute…
Left my baby husky alone for a minute…
soccer…
soccer…
My cats halloween costume.
My cats halloween costume.
My cat is a jerk…
My cat is a jerk…
I used the tip of a sharp exacto knife to fold this. 3mm.
I used the tip of a sharp exacto knife to fold this. 3mm.
The most beautiful funeral ever.
The most beautiful funeral ever.
I think I figured it out…
I think I figured it out…
Why are you so pretty?
Why are you so pretty?
Best sign at a florist shop ever…
Best sign at a florist shop ever…
Good morning…
Good morning…
You should write a book.
You should write a book.
Mutants.
Mutants.
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Ultimate chick flick.
Ultimate chick flick.
As someone who voted for Obama (twice)…
As someone who voted for Obama (twice)…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
No+shame.
No shame.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Join the conversation
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Classy.
Classy.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!