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The top of a butterfly egg

The top of a butterfly egg
who’s on ellen today?
who’s on ellen today?
Suddenly i have a headache
Suddenly i have a headache
double bacon cheeseburger
double bacon cheeseburger
good for the arches
good for the arches
It’s the cowch or me
It’s the cowch or me
It’s the thought that counts
It’s the thought that counts
How i won my first grammy
How i won my first grammy
He’ll do it in the morning
He’ll do it in the morning
the perks of being a parent
the perks of being a parent
When your kids does you a solid
When your kids does you a solid
whoopsie doodle
whoopsie doodle
and now neither can I
and now neither can I
flavor explosion
flavor explosion
he’s not wrong though
he’s not wrong though
but do they have toes?
but do they have toes?
To+the+person+going+through+our+trash+for+their+next+meal%26%238230%3B
To the person going through our trash for their next meal…
Potatoes
Potatoes
It%26%238217%3Bs+The+Original
It’s The Original
You+just+went+full+retard+man
You just went full retard man
Join the conversation
Some+Parents+Need+To+Be+More+Coherent
Some Parents Need To Be More Coherent
An+Entire+Life+Of+Happiness
An Entire Life Of Happiness
Still+one+of+the+best+tweets+I%26%23039%3Bve+seen.
Still one of the best tweets I've seen.
Oh+My+God%2C+What+Is+That%3F
Oh My God, What Is That?
Fairy+tales+in+the+future
Fairy tales in the future
%231+pet+peeve
#1 pet peeve
When+I+die%26%238230%3B
When I die…
That+took+a+turn
That took a turn