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The two states of an IT professional

The two states of an IT professional
Hagrid… where did you get Fluffy?
Hagrid… where did you get Fluffy?
It can wait.
It can wait.
Pet-cam. I need this.
Pet-cam. I need this.
Revolver being shot underwater.
Revolver being shot underwater.
Well that escalated quickly…
Well that escalated quickly…
Blue Pool, McKenzie River, Oregon
Blue Pool, McKenzie River, Oregon
Killer Whale Penguin
Killer Whale Penguin
Me at the bar talking to a girl.
Me at the bar talking to a girl.
The life of a married man.
The life of a married man.
USA Logic.
USA Logic.
You should not have come here, human.
You should not have come here, human.
How smart is your right foot?
How smart is your right foot?
What waiting in line looks like.
What waiting in line looks like.
My cat is not a jerk, he’s just weird.
My cat is not a jerk, he’s just weird.
Xbox live…
Xbox live…
Get+this+lady+a+forklift.
Get this lady a forklift.
How+to+draw+a+humanoid+tree+shrew.
How to draw a humanoid tree shrew.
Let+the+gato+sleep%21
Let the gato sleep!
Never+underestimate+maternal+instinct.
Never underestimate maternal instinct.
Join the conversation
Nobody+here+but+us+poles%26%238230%3B
Nobody here but us poles…
Africa+is+pretty+big%2C+turns+out.
Africa is pretty big, turns out.
I+would+watch+this+show%2C+also.
I would watch this show, also.
Running+to+stop+the+microwave+with+one+second+to+go..
Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..
Hush%2C+darling.
Hush, darling.
Oh+no+she+di%26%238217%3Bin%26%238217%3Bt%26%238230%3B
Oh no she di’in’t…
%23freetheface
#freetheface
You+must+always+keep+the+goat+afloat.
You must always keep the goat afloat.