Margaret Hamilton, who helped code the software that got Apollo 11 on the Moon was awarded a Medal of Freedom.

qr codes will never run out

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

goblins don’t watch netflix

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

your driving test is all about the cones

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

the coolest dog at the bar

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead