then i’ll decide what to wear today

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way