there is no middle ground

Best friends by order of dog law.

Best friends by order of dog law.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Takebacks enabled.

Takebacks enabled.

There’s always next year…

There’s always next year…

I am having a legitimately bad time…

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

FOOL proof alarm clock

FOOL proof alarm clock

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Do as I say, and what not.

Do as I say, and what not.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Japan ðŸ‡¯ðŸ‡µ is big on paintball.

Japan ðŸ‡¯ðŸ‡µ is big on paintball.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Cone them all.