there is none other

Amy Schumer responds

Americans are crazy observant

WARR-E

At least I can grow a great beard

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

I had no choice!

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

That tenure makes them real bold

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

biggest fear

I would have put a few points on walking…

Me on the weekends

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

Puppy guilt trip