Feeling Lucky?

there’s a simpsons episode about this

How to troll Valentine’s Day.
How to troll Valentine’s Day.
Excellent!
Excellent!
Words.
Words.
DJ Dog.
DJ Dog.
It’s all in your head.
It’s all in your head.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Non committal Valentines.
Non committal Valentines.
Scumbag Siri.
Scumbag Siri.
Scumbag Cupid.
Scumbag Cupid.
I’ll be my own Valentine…
I’ll be my own Valentine…
It’s not the end of the world…
It’s not the end of the world…
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
I’m not hungry anymore…
I’m not hungry anymore…
Einsteinian love.
Einsteinian love.
Girls and haircuts.
Girls and haircuts.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
good+question
good question