“there’s lots of asbestos in hell…”

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask

this is really cool

overheard at whole foods

who is greg and what is he capable of?

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

it’s never too late to chase your dreams

the evolution of superheroes

that’s a big pill to swallow

a new breed of cat has been discovered

late to work due to duck parade

they found their life’s purpose

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later