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Then why did you send it to me?
Then why did you send it to me?
‘Christmas is coming’
‘Christmas is coming’
I’ve arrived!
I’ve arrived!
A daughter’s reaction to seeing a ballerina for the first time.
A daughter’s reaction to seeing a ballerina for the first time.
The most lewd-sounding town name in each state
The most lewd-sounding town name in each state
A drop of seawater magnified 25 times
A drop of seawater magnified 25 times
Bobbi Babalooney
Bobbi Babalooney
Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.
Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.
Between two ferns
Between two ferns
Gary. This is why your wife left you
Gary. This is why your wife left you
Romme’s Relationship With Patches Is Complex
Romme’s Relationship With Patches Is Complex
Lego now makes flexible pieces.
Lego now makes flexible pieces.
Schmidt Sting Pain Index
Schmidt Sting Pain Index
Moth commits suicide while blowing glass.
Moth commits suicide while blowing glass.
Since When Is This Sexier Than This?
Since When Is This Sexier Than This?
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Join the conversation
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.