they just wanna say “hi”

just one?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

When you gotta go, you gotta go

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

write the next line of this story

up? down? sideways