they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

I’m fine

generation hobbit

the safest way to travel my ass

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

does anyone object?

sorry to bother you

this is ibs

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

her back must be ruined

you’ve already used that password

and the cat never returned

the good times will come

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?