they’ll never see it coming

How to properly butcher a tree.

How to properly butcher a tree.

The glass becomes cloudy after you lock the door, allegedly.

The glass becomes cloudy after you lock the door, allegedly.

School cafeteria pizza day, circa 1985.

School cafeteria pizza day, circa 1985.

Grans whom love the D[oily].

Grans whom love the D[oily].

Baby Beluga in the deep blue see got stacked.

Baby Beluga in the deep blue see got stacked.

Heard.

You’re in the wrong neighbourhood…

You’re in the wrong neighbourhood…

No eyeball is safe from the scrutiny of Everet True.

No eyeball is safe from the scrutiny of Everet True.

Water is not vegan, prove me right.

Water is not vegan, prove me right.

What’s your password?

What’s your password?

We only deal in factoids in this house.

We only deal in factoids in this house.

The rich get COVID-too.

The rich get COVID-too.

That does not actually work for me, khxbai. – Bun, probably.

That does not actually work for me, khxbai. – Bun, probably.

This is my favourite anti-vac-van art.

This is my favourite anti-vac-van art.

*round house kicks in Dumblydore*

*round house kicks in Dumblydore*