Feeling Lucky?

they’re always scheming

burns so good
burns so good
forgive me father, for i have sinned
forgive me father, for i have sinned
literally every time i do laundry
literally every time i do laundry
the perfect crime
the perfect crime
target has had enough bs
target has had enough bs
why do they make it so stressful?
why do they make it so stressful?
It was cold winter’s night…
It was cold winter’s night…
tastes like blue
tastes like blue
i need to make friends with crows
i need to make friends with crows
thanks, gilligan!
thanks, gilligan!
i’ll have the vodka salad
i’ll have the vodka salad
plastic eating boopersnoot panther
plastic eating boopersnoot panther
same
same
this is brilliant
this is brilliant
tread lightly
tread lightly
Practice+flight
Practice flight
WELCOME+TO+INTERNET
WELCOME TO INTERNET
Some+men%26%238230%3B
Some men…
People+Need+to+Follow+the+Script
People Need to Follow the Script
Join the conversation
Too+bad+my+computer%26%238217%3Bs+too+wimpy+to+play+fallout+4.
Too bad my computer’s too wimpy to play fallout 4.
This+year+%28so+far%29+in+science
This year (so far) in science
I%26%238217%3Bm+Good+With+Numbers%2C+Not+Words
I’m Good With Numbers, Not Words
The+english+language%26%238230%3B
The english language…
You+live+with+your+mom%3F+Eww
You live with your mom? Eww
Seriously%2C+What+The+Hell+Disney%3F
Seriously, What The Hell Disney?
Just+a+thought
Just a thought
Even+in+my+sleep+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+slob.
Even in my sleep I’m a slob.