they’re not dead

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

there’s a reason fans follow my page

the simple dog life

be your own worst enemy

the dream life

there is no middle ground

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

goosebumps, but for adults

my plants are my children

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

this guy gets it

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety