Yoga picked up a side gig.

Yoga picked up a side gig.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Why I’m alone.

Why I’m alone.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

Can we sleep on your table?

Can we sleep on your table?

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Awesome fingernails are awesome.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Clowns.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

Thug life.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…

When a website tries to suggest a username.

When a website tries to suggest a username.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.