If only dating were so easy.

If only dating were so easy.

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

miracle dog

and now so do i

and now so do i

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

you know the move

you know the move

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

they won’t be able to mcresist me

they won’t be able to mcresist me

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works