Feeling Lucky?

things never to say to your partner for $500, Alex

Platypi are cute
Platypi are cute
Let them have their joy.
Let them have their joy.
It is not your burden yet, sweet child.
It is not your burden yet, sweet child.
Don’t dig too deep…
Don’t dig too deep…
That’s just how you know it’s forever.
That’s just how you know it’s forever.
Silence at last.
Silence at last.
A toilet roll holder with a radio.
A toilet roll holder with a radio.
Can I supersize that?
Can I supersize that?
Identical, abandoned chateaus in Turkey that were built by a real estate developer who went bankrupt, naturally.
Identical, abandoned chateaus in Turkey that were built by a real estate developer who went bankrupt, naturally.
rafa benitez and his magic hands
rafa benitez and his magic hands
This whole breastfeeding in public thing is getting out of control
This whole breastfeeding in public thing is getting out of control
Get out the road, actually.
Get out the road, actually.
This is getting hard to watch…
This is getting hard to watch…
Sonder
Sonder
The lorde is testing me…
The lorde is testing me…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Classy.
Classy.