Things were good back then…

toast and butter is an everyday phase

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

this is how many sides a circle has

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person