Feeling Lucky?

Think we got away with that.

Think we got away with that.
I’m a virgin by choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
Which came first?
Which came first?
This clock would drive me insane…
This clock would drive me insane…
As a veteran recently out of the military.
As a veteran recently out of the military.
Dance! DANCE!
Dance! DANCE!
Busted!
Busted!
Trading old for new in Africa.
Trading old for new in Africa.
An apple a day…
An apple a day…
A little Mitch Hedberg.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
Our cows are vegan!
Our cows are vegan!
Your knight in shining armor…
Your knight in shining armor…
Bangstaches.
Bangstaches.
No, man….
No, man….
My schedule now that I have a full time job.
My schedule now that I have a full time job.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…